i just google imaged poop.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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