If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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