That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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