Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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