Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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