Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
the raccoons are back...
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