i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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