I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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