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say what?
wanna hang out?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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