Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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