What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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