I wish i was in the wii world.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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