is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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