He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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