You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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