watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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