Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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