check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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