For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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