the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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