how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
