Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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