well I can't set my house on fire every night
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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