quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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