Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i drank out of a bidet.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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