You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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