I'm really into asian looking animals
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i out mim tonsoeep
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