What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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