yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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