Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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