i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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