What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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