she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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