Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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