i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
