The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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