right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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