The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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