I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
