absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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