Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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