Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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