sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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