You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize
