Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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