You're my little dorito
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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