I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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