I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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