Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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