worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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