This dress was meant to end up on your floor
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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