Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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