It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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