garbage
garbage dick
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you win
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm too high and old for this...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
wow bdsm is so cute
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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