therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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