Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
